10 of Our Favorite Curses You Should Probably Never Say to Someone

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mattstaff
Aug 13, 2017 7:00 PM EDT
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  • 01
    Food - May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.
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  • 02
    Text - May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.
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  • 03
    Learning - May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still attached.
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  • 04
    Facial expression - May every movie you watch with your parents include a lengthy, graphic sex scene.
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  • 05
    Dish - May any hot meal you eat be frozen in the middle.
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  • 06
    Desk - May you dream of being at work whenever you sleep.
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  • 07
    Violin - May your five year old neighbour have their violin lesson during all of your hangovers.
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  • 08
    Mobile phone - May you forever feel your cell phone vibrating in the pocket it's not even in.
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  • 09
    Clothing - May your asshole grow tastebuds.
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    Gadget - Megan May you see yourtypo only after yuo hit send. Zx CV
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